I think to myself for a moment, is there really someone out
there that would say no? Before I can answer, she says, “I’ll be right there.”
“I’m on a diet,” I stammer, but I hear a click.
She is in her late 80s, but has more energy than I do because what
seems like seconds after she hangs up the phone my doorbell rings. I narrow my
eyes and look down at her (she’s less than 5 feet tall), shaking my head in protest.
She smiles at me devilishly and hands me my treat, fresh out of the oven. “Oh,”
I moan, inhaling its sugary aroma, “It smells so good.”
“This recipe is from Bon Appetit,” she states casually. “Let
me know if you like it.”
I want to yell at her and kiss her at the same time, but
before I can make up my mind, she pivots around and flutters on her way, giggling
to herself.
“Thanks,” I yell after her. “You’re crazy!” If I didn’t know
better, I would think she’s trying to kill me one sweet delicacy at a time.
With my gift in hand, I head to the kitchen to make a pot of
coffee.
This has a very titanic-like feel to it. Is that what you're going for? If so, nailed it.
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